E-day Prep Mach II

Update to the King’s B-Day preparations!
Thanks to the good folks at Fark.com, I have the ultimate in what every aspiring Elvis acolyte should be a part of:
The BOM, or Bacon of the Month Club. This is a dream come true to those of us who really have no self-value in terms of nutrition or general health, least of all gastro-intestinal.
Now that you’re hip, sign up now, or give the ultimate gift on the King’s day. Make it a E-Day that your personal Elvis will never forget, or at least be reminded of once a month for a year.