Ha! the Kid is OLD!

So it’s my sis’s birthday today. As pictured, she’s getting old. Maybe not that old, as it would be that she is my little sister, and that would make me older than her. Drat.
Maybe I should send her a card or something like that. If I did, she would probably doubt its source, since I’m not a birthday kind of guy. I’m not a holiday kind of guy, period. I have something against most if not all Hallmark holidays, including but not limited to Valentine’s Day, Christmas, Mother’s and Father’s Day, Easter (only a little bit, because Easter is real, man), Thanksgiving, President’s Day and Dr. Martin Luther the King Day.
I prefer to commemorate days like Cinco de Mayo, Bastille Day, St. Patrick’s Day and December 7th (the official I Hate Japan Day). Hell, I’m even open to remembering that it’s Haggis Season.
But – I digress. It’s the Kid’s b-day, she’s old(er), and I love her, even though she has proven time and time again to be a royal pain in my ass. Happy happy!