Erin go Blargh!

Folks – on this day of any other – you have to appreciate the power of drink. Yes, maybe I call the power of alcohol a little too often, but this is the DAY, man! St. Patrick didn’t just blow his bagpipes and lead the rats and kids and snakes out of Wonkaburg, he taught them all how to get the Lucky Charms, boil meat, and imbibe enough stout to make the boiled meat appealing. Maybe that’s why I have to call special attention to today’s Ailment du Jour. Then again, maybe it’s just that 90% of my friends are Irish today. Gotta go check on the boiling pot ‘o beef and cabbage. Sliente!